[Lyrics & Translation] tuki. – Saitei Kaiwai (最低界隈)

Information:

Artist:	tuki.
Song title:	Saitei Kaiwai (最低界隈)
Song title translation:	Lowest Circles
Release date:	27 August 2025
Lyricist:	tuki.
Composer:	tuki.

Romaji / Romanization / Transliteration

Manin densha sawanna tte
Kishosugi na imi wakaran ossan
Seifuku sukaato samusa gaman
Ikinikusa de sura nareru renshuu?
Agaranai ne owatten ne
Kyuuryou baito yori choi mashi?
Hitode ga hoshii shoushika da shi
Sodateru mirai mien no kocchi

Hibi hibi konwaku
Mujun ni fujun ni ouchaku
Fusei ni zeikin me ni me ni
Yumemiro tte? Genjitsu wa bagu
Oshi no raibu itsumo ataran no egui
Gimme gimme touraku BeReal de houkoku

Wi-Fi attemo kokoro no naka kengai
Egao no moto de wa zutto fuzai tsuuchi
Uzai muri
Ibitsu na sekai da
Shourai itsuka wa mama ni natte mitai
To ka nan to ka omottetakke
Apude machi no yo no naka
Dou ni ka shite

Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Ai don noo hontou
Okuba gatagata iwashitaro kai
Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Yume wa nani? Rabu mi rabu mi "ubawarenai koto"
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Dare no sei demo nai no wa uso desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sa sa sa saitei kaiwai desu

Okozukai ja tarinain desu
Demo tte nanimo kamo takai mondai
Fusoku no jitai hayatten ne
Nanka sore sura mo bazu na kontentsu
Hayari genjitsu touhi shourai wa kujuu no sentaku
Bengaku hagende me ni me ni
Harae tte genjitsu wa bagu
Kyou no meiku matsuge agaran no egui

Hibi hibi mosaku
Yuiitsu muni kawaii
Kekkyoku mou douka wakannai yo keizai
Manande yokatta menzaifu tte
Urendatte takane de sabake
Shourai itsuka fugou ni natte mitai
To ka nan to ka omottetakke
Apude machina yo no naka dou ni ka shite

Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Ai don noo hontou
Okuba gatagata iwashitaro kai
Saitei kaiwai saitei kaiwai
Yume wa nani? rabu mi rabu mi
"Ubawarenai koto"

Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Kore ni seisansei nado kaimu desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sa sa sa saitei kaiwai desu

Iyan natte poitte shite
Kanjou wa purasuchikku
Tainai tadayotte tamatte ikimasu
Saitei na kibun nara saitei de ii
Damatteiru hou ga fukenkou desu
Iitai koto wa zenbu itte
Dekiru koto areba zenbu yatte
Hitori hitori ga sou yatte
Tsunagatte utae
Koko ni iru koko ni iru
Mono iwanu shikabane janai wa

Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Kore ni seisansei nado kaimu desu
Tesu tesu maiku tesuto
Watashi zettaiteki ni watashi desu
SNS de resu
Sa sa sa saitei kaiwai desu

Hiragana / Katana / Kanji

満員電車触んなって
きしょすぎな意味わからんおっさん
制服スカート寒さ我慢
生きにくさですら慣れる練習？
アガらないね終わってんね
給料バイトよりちょいマシ？
人手が欲しい少子化だし
育てる未来見えんのこっち

日々日々困惑
矛盾に不純に横着
不正に税金めにめに
夢見ろって？現実はバグ
推しのライブいつも当たらんのエグい
gimme gimme 当落BeRealで報告

Wi-Fiあっても心の中圏外
笑顔の下ではずっと不在通知
うざい無理
歪な世界だ
将来いつかはママになってみたい
とかなんとか思ってたっけ
アプデ待ちの世の中
どうにかして

最低界隈最低界隈
あいどんのー本当
奥歯がたがた言わしたろかい
最低界隈最低界隈
夢は何？ラブみラブみ　『奪われない事』
テステスマイクテスト　私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
誰のせいでもないのは嘘です
テステスマイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈です

お小遣いじゃ足りないんです
でもって何もかも高い問題
不測の事態流行ってんね
なんかそれすらもバズなコンテンツ
流行り現実逃避将来は苦渋の選択
勉学励んでめにめに
払えって現実はバグ
今日のメイクまつげ上がらんのエグい

日々日々模索
唯一無二かわいい
結局もうどうかわかんないよ経済
学んで良かった免罪符って
売れんだって高値で捌け
将来いつか富豪になってみたい
とかなんとか思ってたっけ
アプデ待ちな世の中どうにかして

最低界隈最低界隈
あいどんのー本当
奥歯がたがた言わしたろかい
最低界隈最低界隈
夢は何？ラブみラブみ
『奪われない事』

テステスマイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
これに生産性など皆無です
テステスマイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈です

嫌んなってポイってして
感情はプラスチック
体内漂って溜まっていきます
最低な気分なら最低でいい
黙っている方が不健康です
言いたいことは全部言って
出来る事あれば全部やって
独り独りがそうやって
繋がって歌え
此処に居る此処に居る
物言わぬ屍じゃないわ

テステスマイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
これに生産性など皆無です
テステスマイクテスト
私絶対的に私です
SNSでレス
さささ最低界隈です

English Translation

Packed train do not touch me
Creepy gross I do not get that old man
Enduring the cold in a school uniform skirt
Is this just practice to get used to hardship?
I cannot rise it feels already over
Salary only a bit better than part time pay?
They want workers but the birthrate is falling
It is us who cannot see a future worth raising

Day by day confusion
Contradictions impurities laziness
Corruption with tax money plenty plenty
Dream they say? Reality is a bug
Never winning tickets to my idol's lives is brutal
Gimme, gimme, announcing results on BeReal

Even with Wi Fi my heart has no signal
Beneath the smile there is always an away notice
Annoying impossible
It is a distorted world
Someday I thought I wanted to be a mom
Or something like that once crossed my mind
Waiting for updates in this world
Somehow fix it

Lowest circles lowest circles
I do not know the truth
Should I make your molars rattle
Lowest circles lowest circles
What is the dream? love me love me "To not be robbed"
Test, test, mic test, I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
It is a lie to say it is no one's fault
Test, test, mic test
I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
Lo lo lo this is the lowest circles

Allowance is never enough
And on top of that everything costs too much
Unexpected crises are the new trend
Even that becomes viral content
Trendy escapes from reality future brings bitter choices
Study hard but plenty plenty
Still must pay reality is a bug
Today's makeup my lashes will not curl it is brutal

Day by day searching
One of a kind cute
In the end I no longer know economy at all
Glad I learned "an excuse"
Because they say you can sell it off high
Someday I thought I wanted to be rich
Or something like that once crossed my mind
Waiting for updates in this world somehow fix it

Lowest circles lowest circles
I do not know the truth
Should I make your molars rattle
Lowest circles lowest circles
What is the dream? love me love me
"To not be robbed"

Test, test, mic test
I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
There is zero productivity in this
Test, test, mic test
I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
Sa sa sa this is the lowest circles

I get sick of it and toss it away
Emotions are plastic
Drifting inside my body piling up
If I feel miserable then miserable is fine
Keeping quiet is worse for health
Say everything you want to say
Do everything you are able to do
Each person by person like that
Connect and sing
I am here I am here
I am not a voiceless corpse

Test, test, mic test
I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
There is zero productivity in this
Test, test, mic test
I am absolutely myself
Reply on social media
Lo lo lo this is the lowest circles

Official English Translation

Don't touch me in a super-packed train
What's up with this disgusting middle-aged dude?
Wearing my school uniform skirt, I'm enduring the cold
Is even having a hard life a practice to get used to?
I can't get myself excited; it's so hopeless
Will our salaries be a bit better than part-time wages?
The declining birth rate is causing a severe labor shortage
But I can't see my future raising children

Every day, I'm confused
This world is full of contradictions, dishonesty, and laziness
Abuse of tax money by many, oh many many
How can I dream about my future? The reality is full of bugs
I never win the chance to get concert tickets for my favorite artists; it's tough
Gimme, gimme those tickets, so that I can post on BeReal

Even though there's Wi-Fi, it's out of service inside my heart
There's always a notice of absence beneath my smile
It's annoying, I can't take this anymore
This world is distorted
I want to become a mom someday
Well, I used to think that way
I'm waiting for this world to be updated
Just do something about it

Saitei Kaiwai, Saitei Kaiwai
I don't know what to do with it, really
Don't you mess around with me
Saitei Kaiwai, Saitei Kaiwai
What's my dream? Love me, love me, it's "to never lose myself"
Mic check, one, two, It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
It's not true that it's no one's fault
Mic check, one, two
It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
I belong to the Saitei Kaiwai

My allowance isn't enough
In addition, there's a problem because everything is so expensive
Unforeseen circumstances are such a big trend
Even that situation itself is a buzzing content
Escapism is popular now, but it will make choices in the future more difficult
We study hard for many, many hours
It needs to pay the price, but the reality is bugged
It's terrible that I can't make my lashes curl up today

Every day, I keep exploring
To become cute and one of a kind
After all, we don't know how it works in this economy
I heard that you can sell the justification for studying
So, sell it at a high price
I want to become a billionaire someday
Well, I used to think that way
I'm waiting for this world to be updated, just do something about it

Saitei Kaiwai, Saitei Kaiwai
I don't know what to do with it, really
Don't you mess around with me
Saitei Kaiwai, Saitei Kaiwai
What's my dream? Love me, love me,
it's "to never lose myself"

Mic check, one, two
It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
This has nothing to do with productivity
Mic check, one, two
It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
I belong to the Saitei Kaiwai

Just throw it out once you hate it
Emotions are made of plastic
It will float around and accumulate in the body
If you feel terrible, that's okay
It's rather unhealthy to be silent
Just say everything you want to say
Just do everything you want to do
Every one of us should be that way
Just connect and sing
I'm right here, I'm right here
I'm not a silent corpse

Mic check, one, two
It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
This has nothing to do with productivity
Mic check, one, two
It's me, it's absolutely me
I respond on social networks
I belong to the Saitei Kaiwai